Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Kids Say the Cutest Things!

I keep a Quote Board on my phone of the funny things our girls say. They sure can be cute. 

1/2014
I had just gotten done telling Reese that is she spit on Emma one more time she would have to go to time out. Well, she did it one more time and quickly turned to me with a scared look and said, "Mom…….look…I'm a horsey!!!" and made a horse noise as if that's exactly what she was doing to Emma. She was so witty to come up with that so quickly at two years old!

2/2014
Nora sneezed in Emma's face and Emma said, "Nora just bless-you'd in my face!"

3/2014
We had recently moved to our new house and my next door neighbor, Jill, wanted to take me around and show me some fun places to take our kids. Jill was getting her little 3 year old in the car and I said, "Dean, you can come over and play any time."
Jill: "Yeah, Dean likes friends."
Me: "Emma likes friends too" I paused and looked at Reese and before I could say anything else Reese leaned over to me a whispered: "Mom, I no like friends!"
Haha well, there you go!

3/2014
Emma and Reese were playing pretend. They were switching off being different members of the family. It was hilarious as I listened to them and their interpretation of us: 
Emma said, "I'm the grandma, you're the baby. Oh, baby it's okay. I love you!"
Reese said, "Now I'm the mama, you the baby. YOU GO BACK TO BED!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!"

5/2014
I was running and dancing around the house singing a song from Frozen. Reese yells, "Mom!!! You are NOT a princess!" at the top of her lungs. Soooorrry. Didn't know only princesses can sing songs….

4/2014
We were driving in the van and Reese spotted a white streak in the sky.
Reese: Mom!! Look at that!!! (Pointing to the sky)
Mom: yeah that's a jet
Reese: No!!! That right there!!!
Mom: that white line in the sky?
Reese: yes! 
Mom: yeah, thats a jet.
Reese: it's not a jet! It's an angel!

6/2014
After Reese sat on the potty for a while she exclaimed to me that she "got a little bit of pee-pee out". I explained to her that she needs to get all her pee out in the potty and not most of it in her pull-up if she wants a treat. As they were walking away, Emma so sincerely said to her, "I'm SO sorry your pee pee doesn't work!"